Tagged: reddit

That Lobster Come Up

Listen, we all gotta make a living. We wake up everyday, and get to grindin. GET, GET, GET THAT PAPER. Amiright?

Well here in Los Angeles, one gentleman discovered another gentleman selling what else, but LOBSTER on the side of the road.  For 5 dollars. That’s a goddman steal!

Our host spends about 4 minutes admiring (as anyone would) the fact that a man selling lobster on the side of the raod even exists, then veers towards the metaphysical and deep at the end…but as he says “We gotta make that money…what a life.”

h/t reddit

There is a sub-reddit devoted to remixing Thomas The Tank Engine – because, the internet

We all know that Reddit is a place where you can find just about anything.  Makeup tips, photos of Gene Wilder, spoilers and in-depth analysis for pretty much any show that has ever been on television, the list goes on and on.

But what you might not know is that amongst all of this internet-ness, lies a sub-reddit called Thomas The Dank Engine.  This sub-reddit is a location for one thing and one thing only, remixes of the theme song to Thomas The Tank Engine.  Yes, that Thomas The Tank Engine.  The kids show that features trains with eyes and mouths who talk and go places on tracks.

Even more impressive than the mere existence of such a thing is that what started as a small online community has now grown to a sub-reddit with 25 thousand users.  Simply put, that is a fuck-ton of Thomas the Tank Engine Remixes – ranging from Childish Gambino, to Biggie Smalls, to Queen.  Don’t see the remix you want?  Request it.  Someone will likely post your jam shortly.

So enjoy this weird and wonderful corner of the Internet, and good luck getting the theme song out of your head ever again.

Party not poppin’? There’s a button for that.

Let’s say you’re planning on throwing a truly baller bash.  You’ve got the sizzurp fountains flowin, the dance floor lit up, and your speakers turned up to 11.  But there’s just one problem – while you, your decor, and your speakers are turned up, your party is starting to turn down.  But fear not!  All you’ve gotta do is hit this button.  With one click you can fix all your turned down party needs.  Because really, you just gotta ask “TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?”

Thank you #TD4W Button, for once again proving that the Internet really is beautiful.

Nick Offerman + Bacon + Bongos . . . Need I Say More?

Here is something that is true about me: I like bacon.  Especially when I’m hungover.  In fact, science says that it may even help cure my hangover.  You heard me, SCIENCE.

You know who else loves bacon? Ron…excuse me, Nick Offerman.  Because he’s a man.  A man who likes meats.  A man who likes meats so much he did some slam poetry about it.  FOR MALARIA.  Or to help stop it.  But it doesn’t even matter that it’s philanthropic, because it’s a goddamn magnificent performance about a goddamn magnificent food.  But enough of my rambling…just watch for yourself and see what I mean.

BACONBACONBACON.

via buzzfeed