Listen, we all gotta make a living. We wake up everyday, and get to grindin. GET, GET, GET THAT PAPER. Amiright?
Well here in Los Angeles, one gentleman discovered another gentleman selling what else, but LOBSTER on the side of the road. For 5 dollars. That’s a goddman steal!
Our host spends about 4 minutes admiring (as anyone would) the fact that a man selling lobster on the side of the raod even exists, then veers towards the metaphysical and deep at the end…but as he says “We gotta make that money…what a life.”
Here’s a little dose of fun for your Wednesday – country trio Lady Antebellum have just released the new video for their song Freestyle. But what makes this video so special, you ask? Well, it stars the one and only Keith Apicary – a loveable and overly-confident not so young gamer played by YouTube sensation Nathan Barnatt. Barnatt as himself directed the video, which features Keith doing his signature gif-able dance moves all over NYC, ultimately finding himself on stage with Lady Antebellum. The song and the video are both nothing but fun, so go ahead and allow this odd pairing to brighten up your hump day a little.
Also, if you haven’t ever seen Keith auditioning for the Kimberly Cole music video, do yourself a favor and watch it like, now. (Link here).
Shout out to Death and Taxes for this one.
Bet ya thought that the voice of the OS in Spike Jonze’s Her couldn’t get any sexier. Bet ya thought the voice could never be a hunk. Well, ya thought wrong…ya dingus. Swap out ScarJo and replace her with lil Stevie Brule, and you get a hilarious version of the Her trailer. Personally, I would be willing to watch the entire film again with Dr. Brule as the OS, wouldn’t you?
DENNY GET ME SOME CHIPS.
Let’s say you’re planning on throwing a truly baller bash. You’ve got the sizzurp fountains flowin, the dance floor lit up, and your speakers turned up to 11. But there’s just one problem – while you, your decor, and your speakers are turned up, your party is starting to turn down. But fear not! All you’ve gotta do is hit this button. With one click you can fix all your turned down party needs. Because really, you just gotta ask “TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?”
Thank you #TD4W Button, for once again proving that the Internet really is beautiful.
And I’m as happy as a hedgehog at bathtime.
Thought I was going to come up with an analogy different than the gif? Thought wrong.
HAPPY FRIDAY MOFOS.
Thank you Reddit, for this amazing addition to Oscar night. Ladies and gentlemen – the #allspaceyselfie
Okay bear with me, there is A LOT going on here. BUT, it’s a lot of totally extreme awesomeness.
First and foremost, this is a mashup of Avicii’s “Wake Me Up” and Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up,” with some Chumba Wumba thrown in for good measure. While I’m not 1000% sure that the two songs completely mesh together, they work well enough, and the Chumba Wumba is, of course, an amazing addition.
We could stop there. A good mashup is worthy of a post. And this one is sure to be a crowd pleaser.
But we can’t stop there. This video is just…too good. First of all, in case you forgot (like I had), the video for Never Gonna Give You Up is one of the greatest videos of all time. From Rick Astley surprising you with his cherubic face to all the dancers breaking it down 1987 style, it’s all that is right with music videos. But then, then it gets SO. MUCH. BETTER. What’s that? A super cut of the some of the greatest dance sequences from Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Michael, and Saturday Night Fever? WITH TURK DOING THE SAFTEY DANCE?!?!? Ugh. I’m actually dead right now from joy. I’m writing this to you from the grave. I have been murdered by fancy footwork.
But seriously, just watch the damn thing. And don’t just listen, WATCH. You can thank me later.
PS – I feel like this should probably be called “Never Gonna Wake Me Up,” right?