Here is something that is true about me: I like bacon. Especially when I’m hungover. In fact, science says that it may even help cure my hangover. You heard me, SCIENCE.
You know who else loves bacon? Ron…excuse me, Nick Offerman. Because he’s a man. A man who likes meats. A man who likes meats so much he did some slam poetry about it. FOR MALARIA. Or to help stop it. But it doesn’t even matter that it’s philanthropic, because it’s a goddamn magnificent performance about a goddamn magnificent food. But enough of my rambling…just watch for yourself and see what I mean.